We’ve dug around the web to unearthed these horsey/Halloween jokes, certain to tickle the funny bone of every boy and ghoul! Happy HaHaHalloween!
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it’s neck and neck
Which crop did the old hag use?
The witch twitch
Which horse did the witch choose to ride?
The broomtail
What kind of horse does a mummy take out on a ride?
Any old horse he can dig up
Why wasn’t there any hay left after the horse ate?
Cause he was a goblin
What kind of horse do ghosts like to ride?
Nightmares
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
An exHORSEist
What did the policeman say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car?
Stop beating a dead hearse
Why can’t the horse ghost win a race?
Because he’s always dead tired
What do you call a ghost horse with an absess?
A hoblin goblin
Why don’t skeletons ride endurance?
They don’t have the guts
Why did the skeleton trail ride by himself?
Because he didn’t have any body to ride with
Why did the dead horse and ghoul hang out together?
Because a dead horse is a ghoul’s best friend
Your welcome!
Photos Courtesy the Kearsley Scarecrow Competition held annually in Lancanshire County, UK.
