An entire residential building in Russia has gone to the dogs…well, actually its gone to the horses…and residents are not happy about it.

A Russian man was recently arrested and charged with “tormenting of two or more people”. Nearly every night since April 2018, Yury Kondratyev has inconvenienced his neighbors by blasting the sound of horses neighing through a large loudspeaker.

Why would anyone do such a thing? According to Kondratyev, it is in retaliation for the noisy kids upstairs.

He even hung a not so NEIGHborly manifesto in the lobby stating his intent to keep up the noise. “I don’t care if the adults are sleepy when they go to work; I don’t care if your kids suffer from nervous breakdowns; I don’t care if the elderly don’t sleep at all and get sick more often. My aim is to evict all of you from here or see you kick the bucket.”

After nearly two years of complaints, police have finally REINED IN the noisiest NEIGHbor and residents can now enjoy a quiet nights sleep. And Mr. Kondratyev no longer needs to worry about the kids upstairs. If convicted, he faces three to seven years in prison.

How do you get a horse out of jail?

Get him a hay bail.

We don’t POOP SCOOP every day.

We don’t POOP SCOOP every week.

But we do POOP SCOOP once a month.

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